Friday 21st August 2015
8.30am
I like to think I'm a nice kind of person. Actually, I am a nice person, mostly.
This past week, Lucozade have been giving out free bottles of (you've guessed it) Lucozade.
I've taken one everyday but as I discovered on Monday, it's very high in sugar so I've just been saving them in my fridge for when I have friends over!
But this morning was different... As usual, I got my free bottle but I overheard the guy in front of me ask for a second bottle for his pal at work as he didn't ever get one (for whatever reason) but they refused him and said he could only have one.
So, being the kind person I am- I caught up with him and gave him mine!
I like to think that he and his mysterious pal met up on Oxford Street and strolled to work drinking their ridiculously sugary free/donated Lucozades together...
12.30pm
I warn you, this is not a joke.
Whilst in the salon today, a client having her Mani/Pedi was telling us about her university paper she was writing....on Pastafarianism.
Pastafarianism is 'a social movement that promotes a lighthearted view in religion and opposes the teaching of intelligent design and creationism in public schools'
It's basically a carb based religion worshipping a flying spaghetti monster. I swear. I am not making this up!!
In America, if something is part of your religious beliefs, they have to allow it....
It is part of Pastafarian beliefs that they have to wear a collinder on their heads for official photos...passports, driving licences....
JUST GOOGLE IT IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME!!
It's so bizarre but I actually really love pasta (especially with some green pesto) so I'm considering converting...
(that's actually a joke, I wouldn't be seen dead worshipping a spaghetti monster!)
Please Google this...
6.30pm
Turns out I'm a thief. I just stole from TFL by mistake.
When zapping in with oyster, the gates slammed shut on my hand, crushing my metacarpals, but I squeezed on through and continued my tube ride on to St.Pancras.
When I tried to Zap through at the other end, my card wouldn't work and told me to top up so I asked for help and explained that my card had let me through but now wanted money from me! It kept flashing up 'seek assistance, top up needed'
The man quite clearly knew what had happened (which I swear was an honest mistake!) but let me through anyway.
Such a nice man!
Bet he'll be striking next week though.
Cat the things you come out with are actually amazing,which is why I am glad you have started writing them down. I don't believe that religion thing you spoke about...I think someone is winding u up lol x
ReplyDeleteCatriona i am geniually suprised that you did not mention our trip to the park with the little boy who was attacking pigeons with a light saver as it seemed very amusing to you lol. I am enjoying your life stories and do hope you keep it up :)
ReplyDeleteBrad, it's 100% true!! I wrote it down and got the lady to spell it out to me so I could Google it.... Then with Viv as my witness, I looked it up and soooo much stuff come up in it!!
ReplyDeleteOh Carly! I had forgotten about that little boy!! I did find that funny hahaaa! It was the way he went up to the group of pigeons and zapped out his light saber at them!
Thanks guys :-) I'm going to keep at it!!
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