Rain Rain Go Away

Tuesday 25th August 2015
7.00pm

Is summer over now then? The wet grey clouds are sending out a pretty strong signal that it is!

Thanks England, you can't even get the seasons right. It's STILL AUGUST and it's grey, it's wet, it's cold and it's making me miserable!!

I wish I could be the kind of person that likes singing in the rain, which I'm not- unless I've had copious amounts of sugar (pass me the Lucozade?!), then this weather would be a little more bearable.

Of course, there is a few other options to escape the English grey depression...

#1 Move abroad to a hot country.
Australia is the obvious choice, but I don't like that there are spiders in the toilets- I saw this on a video on Facebook once and it's scarred my brain ever since! Plus it's all fun and games being in a hot country everyday when you are just visiting but if I lived there, I would have to work and going to work in the boiling heat isn't ideal.

#2 A portable sun dome.
If I invented this, I could definitely go on dragons den. Then I would become a billionaire and wouldn't have to work so I could live abroad in the boiling heat and it wouldn't matter about going to work in the heat because I wouldn't need to work!!
So, this portable sun dome would basically be a bright heat lamp that didn't need plugging in or need batteries. You would wear a frame round your waist then it has a pole that comes up and curves over your head with a dome lamp on it, shining out all the sunny vitamins and happy light rays!

#3 A sunbed room
So, rather than a sunbed, it would be a room with tropical beach wallpaper and sun lamps on the ceiling. If you work in a building with lots of rooms, every room could be decked out with a different hot country wallpaper so you could feel like you were globetrotting at the same time... Maybe they could even have themed cocktails too!

#4 Hibernate
I like sleep second best to feeling the sunshine on my skin so this seems a reasonable idea...If I was a bear or a tortoise!
They've got it good, don't fancy this early change of season? Just hibernate! Yea, good one... If I wasn't a non-able-to-hibernate-human. Actually... Do all bears hibernate? I thought they did but I was a bear in a snowy mountain of TV once..?? (and it wasn't a polar bear!)

#5 Just give up
There's literally nothing we can do about it. Those that have emigrated here, tough cookies- you chose to move here,more fool you! Those of us that were born into this country can thank our parents for their excellent choice in climate for raising their offspring....naaaaaaaaawt!!

So. I have no other choice other than to get out my dry cosy chair on the train and walk the wet,miserable walk home!

Peace out, A town